HAI GAI-SENSEI!!!

lotusofmybulge @ 2006-04-25T17:18:00

2006-04-26T00:26:49Z

~~It hurts so much inside...~~

... Tried mint again today and it tasted horrible.

lotusofmybulge @ 2006-04-22T11:04:00

2006-04-22T18:09:46Z

Billy isn't as bad as I thought he was!! *rubs head* We had a .. nice talk!

AND MY YOUTHFUL TENTENTENTENTEN!! I think it's time you, Neji, and I talked :O!! Somewhere within the deep recesses of Neji's ~~mansion~~ house! OR SOMEWHERE ELSE!

Hahaha... ANNNNNNDDD XD!! MMm Never looking at Mint the same way again!

lotusofmybulge @ 2006-03-05T20:35:00

2006-03-06T04:55:57Z

HELLO EVERYONE! Rock Lee here again to UPDATE my journal, which I have been neglecting so unyouthfully so far. BUT FEAR NOT! I SHALL ((ooc:reign over this pathetic excuse for man D:)) UPDATE NOW!

Yoooosh! Anyways-I went to Konoha, met Kiba,, went to a party (you all failed unyouthfully at kareoke D: ), trained NEVERENDING-LY WITH HAKU *.* and went out shopping with Gaara, ate some cappuccino with Neji and DARNIT NEJI. Where do you get your nails and hair done? They're so LOVELY IT'S HARD TO COMPREHEND- blah blah blah blah *insert all this other stuff here : D*

... I don't want to go back to Suna... almost... *sighs*

lotusofmybulge @ 2006-02-15T02:02:00

2006-02-15T10:10:25Z

~~OOC: I'm alive! I was so NOT forced to do this o.o; yup, not forced at allll ♥ HAPPY DAY LATE VALENTINES EVERYONE!~~

HAPPY VALENTINES, MINNA!! *blows valentines ♥ that stick to u all day* I hope you're all having a good time in Konoha (or wherever you are, at the moment!)! So far it's pretty nice in Sand Village (sand, sand, MORE SAND! Hey look,... OMG grass!). Training has been very hectic, but WE'LL GET THERE!! We just need to finish our- OH! Gaara and I are plotting the most... SECRET. plan. EVER. But no one shall know of it just yet! Because it's so secret, you know?

I'm returning back to Konoha soon to meet up with everyone, so ... PREPARE for the RETURN OF KONOHA'S GREEN BEAST!!

lotusofmybulge @ 2005-12-01T23:31:00

2005-12-02T07:58:21Z

AHHH!!!! Has anyone seen Haku?! O_O I've been looking everywhere for him to train, but I haven't seen him!!! *posts "lost, please contact if found" posters*

NARUTO and I are brothers now! Though, he's gone off to an extremely difficult mission and I haven't seen him in a while!! BUT I BELIEVE IN HIS YOUTHFUL SELF!!!!

Also, last Sunday was my BIRTHDAYY!! HOWEVER I AM STILL YOUTHFUL!! *holds the doll Naru gave him and Gaara*
Neji, I have found.. THAT YOU HAVE RESSURECTED!!!! @_@ Someone must have thought u were SO YOUTHFUL that you revived!! YATTA NE!! X3

Inner Lee: Gaara!! I have taken your cookbook hostage! Come over and free him!!! I have the stuff on page 54 ready for u when u come :D AND BRING THE WHIPPED CREAM AND SAKE! Forget it and I won't punish you. *grin*

Kiba... I've seen you around... and you're BULGING *O*!! IN A BEAUTIFUL WAY!!!!

lotusofmybulge @ 2005-11-13T18:40:00

2005-11-14T02:50:53Z

OH Kiba thought it was my birthday on November 10th! It's not! Though the present you gave me was GREAT AND TOTALLY YOUTHFUL !! *__*

And- and who was it that told Gaara that I was with Sakura-san? : O Because I'm NOT (no offense Sakura-san!)! I'M WITH GAARA! ~~AND IF ANYONE TOUCHES HIM IN ANY UNGENTLEMEN LIKE WAY I WILL REAK HAVOC ON YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN~~

he's mine.

~ :D k Thanks very much!

-end announcements

I met Temari! Now all I need to meet is Kankurou, and then I'll know all the people related to Gaara *stalker* all of Gaara's family! Temari was .. SO AWESOME *__* She reeked of YOUTH!

Haku-san and I are training together now! Her firework no jutsu is so ... artistic! She should enter it for an art contest ^-^

And it seems some people are on the missing-nin list for me : ( Gai-sensei, I miss you!! I will wait for your return!!

and Naruto, are you alive out there?? o3o

lotusofmybulge @ 2005-10-09T21:31:00

2005-10-10T04:33:11Z

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) How tall is donttellonme? shorter than I am : >
2) If obito_ii was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? who is obito?
3) Do you have a crush on lilsteelkotetsu? no...
4) Could you see orochinpo and dawg_man_i together? NO (>>;;; ) not... really... *coughs*
5) What do you disagree with shogimaster about? About being lazy! You should go out and enjoy the SPRINGTIME!
6) Would you set up dawg_man_i and lilsteelkotetsu? No.
7) What is shogimaster's favorite game? shogi.
8) What is metamorphfly's shoe size? erm... 9?
9) Is art_is_a_bang introverted or extroverted? what
10) Does bonemeboy drink? Drinks milk!
11) What mental disorder does donttellonme remind you of? ... I don't know
12) Is greenspandexsex a nerd? NO! HE'S THE BEST!! HE IS A YOUTHFUL AND AMAZING SENSEI!! AND HE WOULD NEVER BE A NERD!!!! EVER! EVER EVER EVER *ect etc etc*
13) Where was lilsteelkotetsu born? KONOHA
14) Would tunasafedolphin and bonemeboy look good together? Sure!
15) What is shogimaster allergic to? I don't know o_o
16) If metamorphfly and pinkyizpower were spliced together, what would be its name? chokera
17) Is greenspandexsex related to lilsteelkotetsu? Don't think so
18) One quality you find attractive in kitsun_naruto? His smile
19) Does dawg_man_i travel a lot? Not really ^^
20) Where would metamorphfly most like to visit? THE MOON!
21) Does akage_ai know art_is_a_bang? Yes.
22) Would lilsteelkotetsu be a better ninja or pirate? PIRATE
23) Are pinkyizpower and soulraperuchiha married? ... NO (( ooc: *SCREAMS IN HORROR*
24) How would wow_youre_dumb conquer the world? by using his crazy youthful powers ^^
25) Is be_my_puppet popular? isn't that Gaara's brother..?
26) What song/movie would you recommend to dawg_man_i? DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO
27) Is orochinpo a college student? I don't think so :O
28) What exotic animal would art_is_a_bang like as a pet? peacock
29) bonemeboy's eye color? ... blue?
30) What is dawg_man_i's favorite movie? The 40- year old virgin

lotusofmybulge @ 2005-09-21T23:02:00

2005-09-22T06:28:17Z

Gai-sensei(!!!): ♥ ♥ WE NEED TO PLAN THE 'GROUP MEETING'!! ~~did you seme Iruka yet??!~~

Gaara: HELLO GAARA-SAN! I need to talk to you! Like... ASAP! As in: OMGOODNESS NOW PLZ BEFORE I BLOW UP INTO LITTLE YOUTHFUL BITS-
Naruto: See (Gaara) !

Kiba: Can I cut your mustache for u? @___@ It bothers me...! *takes out scissors* A LOT.

Itachi: You look like you're wearing a dress. With pretty little red and white flowers on it! FLOWERS OF CORRUPTED INNOCENCE-!!!!1 @_.

Iruka: ARE YOU STILL 'YOUTHFUL'- IRUKA-SENSEI!?

I'm overdosing on prozac, so whatever angst and stupidity and random horror I do should not be used against me. Otherwise your an evil, evil ... thingy. @.@ rock. Buttmongrel... GHOST!

SHUT UP
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*eye twitches*

I GOT A BUNNY. HIS NAME IS GOD. SAY HELLO TO GOD EVERYONE *shows the cooked remains of God* HE WAS A GOOD BUNNY

lotusofmybulge @ 2005-09-08T16:41:00

2005-09-08T23:48:56Z

ARGHHHH!!! i keep getting these stupid emails that sound like missions, but when I open them, these stupid pictures of naked ninja people come out!! *screams and runs around* WHAT IS THIS?!?

... and.. @__@ Shikamaru-san... I believe I saw a picture of you in one of those emails... ~~You're very well-endowed~~ ;O

lotusofmybulge @ 2005-09-06T07:44:00

2005-09-06T14:47:47Z

~~Haku.. touch my Gaara-chan and die o__o~~

Who is this.. Itachi? WHOEVER YOU ARE!! I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU! Please? *smiles*

You know what you all need? You all need PROZAC!! ~~I use it! It's nice. Keeps me nice and happy and YOUTHFUL, that it does!~~

I CAN CRY ;____; I HAVE TWO BEST FRIENDS!! ♥

Deidara-san... we should talk some more later ^__^
Kiba.. ? You alive man? *pokes you*

lotusofmybulge @ 2005-08-23T13:45:00

2005-08-23T20:46:20Z

GAIIIIII-SENSEIIII HAS RETURNEDDDD!!!!!

:DDDDD <3333333

lotusofmybulge @ 2005-08-14T15:48:00

2005-08-14T22:50:48Z

~~(( SORRY GUYS! I'm deciding that I can't do RP for shit, so I'm leaving this Lee OPEN! If you want to take him go ahead~ *snickers* Alright. I'll see you guys later then! Sorry about all this! ))~~ OOC: GOOD NEWS FOR SOME OF YOU :D I'm coming back, but after a couple of days (probably Friday or Thursday) ><;; Hope that's ok with you guys? ^___^;

lotusofmybulge @ 2005-08-09T22:25:00

2005-08-10T05:27:14Z

*frowns*

Kiba-san... ~~NEXT TIME I WON'T LOSE SO QUICKLY!~~ ... I'm wearing it... *clenches teeth* I had to BUY ONE with Gaara-san... it was hot pink and a little bumpy and BIG and - andit'sonright now- and I never should have made that bet..! *whines* But- BUT I WILL SURVIVE!! OR MY NAME ISN'T ROCK Leeee- *gasps* Ohhhh~

If you see me... walking funny.. IGNORE IT -IT'S NOT M-MY FAULT!! *grumbles*

Gaara-kun? Thank you so much! You're a great friend, wouldn't have been able to do it without you~

lotusofmybulge @ 2005-08-08T12:22:00

2005-08-08T19:30:50Z

YAH! HELLO! I Went out with Gaara-kun yesterday and had some Korean BBQ! Tasted good ( though not as good as ~~Naruto~~ ~~Neji~~ ~~Gaara~~ as I thought it would be. Oh well! Food is food ne??

OH! And Gaara-kun is staying at my house for a week! ^-^ ~~and in case you guys wanted to know why there was an extra pair of purpley- rainbow thongs on my sofa. It's his. Not MINE. Mmk? Mine are the green ones~~~ Yay!

And no, we're not doing anything naught ~~yet~~ . I only do the naughty stuff at other peoples houses ^_~ (*cough*NARUTO*cough*

*grins*

JA! See you all in a bit! Oh and Chouji-san! Did you prepare yourself well? I have my own brand of Salsa sauce, and we'll compare it ~~by licking it off each other~~ OK? Unless you want to stop, seeing as Shikamaru is back ~~and sexy as ever!~~

{OOC: Strikethrough is mah best friend~ }

lotusofmybulge @ 2005-08-06T13:42:00

2005-08-06T20:42:22Z

testing 1, 2, 3,....
testing,....